Look what Nate picked up yesterday!
That’s right, we have our diplomatic passports!
I eagerly brought mine to work to show my colleagues, and what they were truly impressed with was how pissed off I managed to look in my photo.
I have a condition commonly called “resting bitch face” and the guy told me not smile, so it looks like a mug shot. One coworker pointed out, while gulping for air, he was laughing so hard, that I’m even wearing an orange dress which resembles a prison jumpsuit.
Hey, at least my hair looks great!